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Rudolph married and bought, with his two daughters, his way to the Crown in 1273. He also made deals with Holy Roman Church, promising the Catholics to lead a new crusade for Pope Gregory X. Afterwards, King Rudolph turned his eye to Austria and established the prominent House of Hapsburg by placing his two sons in powerful positions, he is both known as a generous king and as a wicked king but he is better known for his wickedly generous nose.

9 Nefertiti

Recently, thanks to a CT scan, researchers have been able to reveal Nefertiti's true face and with it, her true nose. And she wasn't exactly the young and flawless Egyptian Queen, like the mental image we have come to associate with her, and the one she associated with herself. The image people usually call to mind, when thinking of Nefertiti, is the intricately carved limestone bust that was discovered in 1912 hidden in the studio of royal sculptor Thutmose. Nefertiti, wife and consort of Pharoah Akenaten who ruled Egypt over 3,000 years ago, appeared to be as gorgeous as she was powerful. Unfortunately, due to the recent CT scan we are forced to take our beer goggles off and get a sobering look at the real face of Queen Nefertiti. Like our favorite supermodels, Nefertiti just wasn't as perfect as the media portrayed her. Hidden beneath the layers of limestone and stucco was, at the core, a mold of Nefertiti's true face. Her nose was bent and protruding with a large bump on the bridge, her face sagged at the jowls, and was quite aged. In the final layer, Thutmose smoothed out her tired eyes and her beak like nose giving us the great-grandpa of airbrushing. Setting unachievable standards as a form of manipulation by the media? Couldn't be.

8 Cleopatra

Here is another example of a female Egyptian ruler with a hooked nose, the difference here being that Cleopatra owned it and plastered her silhouette all over Egyptian coinage. In fact, there is a whole contingency theory based on Cleopatra's nose. The famous French mathematician, Blaise Pascal, first introduced this topic remarking that, "Cleopatra's nose, had it been shorter, the whole face of the world would have been changed." A small event, or slightly larger in the case of Cleopatra's nose, can change the course of history and her nose gave her the visage of power and masculinity which enabled her to rule with authority gaining the respect of all those she came into contact with. Like Julius Caesar or Mark Antony, who are both rumored to have loved giving Eskimo kisses.

7 Tycho Brahe

Besides having an awesome name, Tycho Brahe was a Danish astronomer in the 1500's and he paved the way for many discoveries by fixing the positions of the planets and the stars. Kepler's laws of planetary motions are based on Brahe's observations, and he also discovered Cassiopeia and some particulars about the moon's orbit. Although he never did accept the notion that the earth revolved around the sun, and instead he thought of the earth as an immobile body, which the sun and everything evolved around. His calculations were just a tiny bit off, and that may have also been the case when he dueled over a math problem with a fellow gentry.The gentleman and Brahe engaged in a duel, in the dead of night, and the weapons that were chosen were swords. His opponent having spent less time gazing at the stars and active in sword practice, quickly sliced the bridge of Brahe's nose clean off. He wore a shiny copper nose, not gold or silver as the legend recalls, for the rest of his strange and eccentric life. Brahe regularly employed dwarfs as jesters, he kept a pet elk (which died after breaking a leg attempting to scale some stairs drunk), he dabbled in alchemy, and he tyrannized the local peasantry on a regular basis. 

6 Cyrano de Bergerac

Cyrano is included because he was awesome, he had a big-big nose, and he was a real boy unlike our favorite fictional character Pinnochio. Cyrano's nose was big enough to have a whole play based on it, and in the plays and movies he hid behind a beautiful face, but he contributed his wit and charm behind the scenes. In reality, Cyrano was a French soldier, satirist, dramatist, and...science fiction writer. Yes, that's right. He can be credited for applying the rocket to space travel, and for inventing the ram jet in his stories. In Cyrano's day, around 1637, he could be found drinking, gambling, or dueling. So much so that several of his friends nicknamed him the "Demon of Courage," because he had been in as many duels as the days they had known him. Cyrano died shrouded in mystery, some say he was killed by a planking falling on his head and others say that he had been forced into a mental asylum by his brother with a "secret illness," which was probably syphilis. Cyrano later died in a street brawl, probably due to aggression as a side-effect of a syphilis infection.

5 Leopold II of Belgium

4 Michelangelo's David

3 Thomas Wedders

Thomas Wedders was a circus side show act in the 1700's, but what was amazing about Wedders was his seven and a half inch nose! His super sized nose ensured Wedders a place in our hearts, our history books, and in Ripley's Believe It Or Not Picadilly Circus. But Wedders wasn't always so admired. One author, George Goulde, wrote, "This man expired as he had lived, in a condition of mind best described as the most abject idiocy." Well, at least Wedders didn't die in abject obscurity like Mr. Gould.

2 Big Nose Kate

Big Nose Kate (A.k.a. Katie Elder) was a rip-roaring, hard-drinking, gun-slinging, prostitute of the wild-wild west. She associated with some of the most prolific outlaws and lawmen around, but Kate is better known for betraying her lover, Doc Holliday. She did this by signing a deposition saying she witnessed her famous husband, Holliday, hold up a stage coach. Yet, she is also known for her extraordinarily large nose. As Kate Elder, she worked in a brothel run by Nellie Bessie Earp, wife of James Earp. James Earp was brother to Virgil, Wyatt, and Morgan Earp of Dodge City, Kansas. Through her association with the Earp brothers, she met Doc Holiday, and it is rumored that Kate rescued Holliday from a crazy mob out for revenge by setting fire to a shed and creating a diversion for his escape. Almost burning down the whole town in the process.  Later, after Holliday allegedly participated in a stage coach robbery, some town officials decided revenge was in order and they convinced Kate, on a drunken binge and humiliated after a public screaming match with Holliday, to snitch out Holliday with a written statement. Sobering up the next day and realizing what she had done, Kate recanted her story, but the relationship between Holliday and Kate never recovered. 

1 Big Nose George

Big Nose George's real name was George Parrot, an already unfortunate name for a man destined to have a beak like nose. George is famous for being the only person in American history to be made into a pair of shoes. George was a cattle rustler, train robber, and gunman who circulated Wyoming with his gang and eventually he ran into trouble after he and his gang of outlaws murdered two lawmen in a botched train robbery. He was arrested later after boasting about the deed all over town, and soon after was hauled from jail by an angry mob and lynched to death. 

The top of George's skull was sawed off by Dr. John Osborne and presented to his medical assistant, 15 year old Lillian Heath, who later became Wyoming's first female doctor. She even used the skull as an ashtray, a pen-holder, and a door stop. Next, his body was skinned and sent to a tannery to be made into a pair of shoes and a medical bag. Dr. Osborne was eventually elected as first Democratic Governor of Wyoming, and wore the Big Nose George shoes to the Inaugural ball.