Showing posts with label Mugabe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mugabe. Show all posts
Betty is 'America's Best Christian' and she is keen to talk about the greatest conspiracy of all - the conspiracy to promote bisexuality and homosexuality.
"I can put you straight," says Betty, "Praise the Lord!"
Baptist Betty begins tucking in to her hard-shell taco, made with a prefabricated shell.
"You know," says Betty "Even my pussy has become bisexual.
"The people promoting the gay agenda are putting strange things in cat food.
"And you know, my neighbour's son was recently seen wearing a pink shirt.
"And his parents named him Dick."
I ask Betty about her heroes who are battling the gay agenda.
"Robert Mugabe was a hero, says Betty, until a member of parliament revealed that Mugabe had had numerous gay affairs.
"Roy Cohn was a hero, until I discovered that he was gay.
"I like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who said that there were no gay people in his country.
"I'm a fan of Joseph Ratzinger who said that homosexuality is evil.
Baptist Betty begins tucking in to her hard-shell taco, made with a prefabricated shell.
"You know," says Betty "Even my pussy has become bisexual.
"The people promoting the gay agenda are putting strange things in cat food.
"And you know, my neighbour's son was recently seen wearing a pink shirt.
"And his parents named him Dick."
I ask Betty about her heroes who are battling the gay agenda.
"Robert Mugabe was a hero, says Betty, until a member of parliament revealed that Mugabe had had numerous gay affairs.
"Roy Cohn was a hero, until I discovered that he was gay.
"I like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who said that there were no gay people in his country.
"I'm a fan of Joseph Ratzinger who said that homosexuality is evil.
"And of course I love Pat Robertson who says these natural disasters are caused by gay people."
I asked Betty if all these people were part of an elite agenda to stir up division and hatred; just like the CIA agenda to make Moslems look bad.
"No," said Betty, "You can't possibly think that Roy Cohn or Pat Robertson could have anything to do with the CIA."
And who are Betty's heroines?
She has a long list, from Lindsay Lohan to Jodie Foster
And who are Betty's heroines?
She has a long list, from Lindsay Lohan to Jodie Foster
Morgan Tsvangirai: 'luxury cruises' and 'sex addiction'.
In Zimbabwe, "Pastors from more than 10 churches stand accused of rape and sexual abuse. In some cases, the pastors are accused of drug abuse."
10 church leaders in sex scandals - The Zimbabwe Mail - 22 Dec 2013
Long-time opposition figure Margaret Dongo says that Zimbabwe's prime minister, Morgan Tsvangirai, should stop 'dropping his pants everywhere'.
Margaret Dongo blast Tsvangirai for impregnating women.
Margaret Dongo blast Tsvangirai for impregnating women.
Three former lovers have revealed how they were dumped by Tsvangirai, 61.
"HIV-related illnesses kill 3,000 Zimbabweans every week and 72 babies become HIV-positive every day."
ZIMBABWE: Child abused every hour, new data reveals ... - Harare, 20 November 2006
An estimated 2 million people in Zimbabwe are said to be facing starvation.
More aid needed to stave off hunger in Zimbabwe
In Zimbabwe, there are fears of a new financial crisis
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